baronessbomburst:

satinhands:

ohhowlucky:

danteogodofsoup:

killbenedictcumberbatch:

standupcomedyblog:

John Mulaney | The Salt & Pepper Diner

THE BEST JOKE IN EXISTENCE

GOD I JUST TOLD SOMEONE ABOUT THIS STORY

This is one of the best pieces of comedy that I have ever had the pleasure of witnessing. I love this. I have been looking for this online for awhile.

Sometimes I think of this skit in the middle of class and have to excuse myself before I choke on suppressed laughter

I talk about this Joke all the time, this one has got to be my all-time favorite. No matter how many times It’ll come on my pandora or spotify radio, I laugh every time. Even when I play any of the songs at work, the other has to follow, it’s like an inside joke with myself that barely anyone would get.

(Source: timetoputonashow)

superwholocked-in-albion:

jeankd:

thegoddamazon:

The most important line in the whole damn song. MESSAGE.

The only historically accurate line in the whole film. 

excuse u

superwholocked-in-albion:

jeankd:

thegoddamazon:

The most important line in the whole damn song. MESSAGE.

The only historically accurate line in the whole film. 

excuse u

rutaskadis:

one of the worst things about becoming educated on social issues is when people are like ‘you used to have a sense of humor’

no i used to have internalized prejudices which i’ve worked really hard to overcome and i realize now that your jokes are shitty

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korpsekobain:

don’t hurt BEES. they just want to pollinate flowers and make honey. hurt WASPS. fuck them and their old money, big mansions, and country clubs